Sunday, 1 November 2009

Kitchen Ninja

So this is me. Not the most flattering of photo's I have to confess, but I am what I am. As you can see I have craftily disguised myself as a chef and was in the process of making a (bloody excellent) Lasagne when surprised by the camera flash going off. Years of training under a 90 year old wrinkled old fart taught me to react with lightning swiftness to any sensed danger. The knife causes a distraction to the assailant while the pot of Oregano is readied to season the unfortunate foe to death.

Unfortunately I completely missed seeing the levitating mass of saucepans above my head :(

1 comment:

  1. Dude, I have never seen somebody so happy for their Oregano! haha